Did I ever share that time I was on the plane and the lady next to me was reading gross erotica?

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
05/04/2019 at 20:59 • Filed to: None

“Better yet, tandem enemas? The couple that sprays together, stays together.”

DISCUSSION (23)

Longtime Lurker > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
05/04/2019 at 21:11

I do believe you’ve shared this story before.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
05/04/2019 at 21:13

NSFW

He was also fucked up on pain killers and alcohol

boredalways > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
05/04/2019 at 21:18

that. sounds . delicious.

wafflesnfalafel > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
05/04/2019 at 21:39

I worked with a lady that wrote that kind of stuff on the side - she made decent money, more power to her. Not my jam, but everybody has their kinks...

Ash78, voting early and often > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
05/04/2019 at 21:40

“Actually Garner Some”

Kerning, motherf*cker! Does your Kindle speak it?

/said as my iphone automatically changes the spacing

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > wafflesnfalafel
05/04/2019 at 21:42

But if it was your jam, would you be reading it in a public space?

smobgirl > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
05/04/2019 at 21:47

The number of people kicked out of public libraries for watching porn might surprise you.

WilliamsSW > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
05/04/2019 at 21:48

I'd be reading it alright. OUT. LOUD.

wafflesnfalafel > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
05/04/2019 at 21:57

:) absolutely not. But working downtown in a major metropolitan area I have seen my share of public kink.... The number of dudes publicly wankin’ off to our annual comicon roleplay folks always surprises me.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
05/04/2019 at 22:04

Yeah, 16 point font how could you not notice.

86notchback > wafflesnfalafel
05/04/2019 at 22:21

Your not in Atlanta by any chance?

LastFirstMI is my name > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
05/04/2019 at 22:24

A guy got really offended when I asked him to turn off his laptop- upon which he was watching porn-in an aisle seat that everyone (including my kids) could see. It was a creepy exhibitionist vibe....

wafflesnfalafel > 86notchback
05/04/2019 at 22:25

nope - Seattle, it’s even better up here - legal weed, borderline pornographic com icon costumes and thousands of homeless gentlemen.

fhrblig > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
05/04/2019 at 22:49

Could be worse, she could have been reading a Chuck Tingle book.

https://www.amazon.com/Pounded-Butt-My-Book-Own-ebook/dp/B00VDRUI5Q

for Michigan > Ash78, voting early and often
05/04/2019 at 23:23

That’s not kerning, that’s word spacing. It looks like that because the text is justified (spaced to consistent line widths the entire length of the column) rather than being aligned to the left. So the word spacing varies per line.

Kerning is the space between individual letters within a word. When that's off you get single words that look like two words or letters running together.